Monday, November 18, 2013

"Auto Epitaphs" by Andrew W. Loudon (1923)

Auto Epitaphs.

BY ANDREW W. LOUDON

I.

Here lies the body of William Dunn,

Who failed to finish his madcap run;

Busting a tire, his car gave a swerve

And plunged him to death at a danger curve.

II.

In mem'ry of an unknown one,

Son of the realm of the setting sun;

A stranger, unmourned, bereft of life,

Through the mad onrush of senseless strife.

III.

To the mem'ry of our only son.

Who failed to drive as he should have done;

Sadly we mourn a double loss,

Our only son and our daughter Floss.

IV.

"Here lies the body of William Jay,

Who died maintaining his right of way;

He was right, dead right, as he sped along;

He's just as dead as if he'd been wrong."

V.

Friends, have a care, be calm in your mind,

Taking no chance, though you fall behind;

Heed not the snub, the derisive laugh,

'T is better by half than your epitaph.

Troy Times. August 29, 1923: 6 col 2.

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